
Just for fun…
Few days ago, S’miss the almost demonist goblin and Waceson the too much engineer gnome tried to work together on the most powerful weapon of the universe or just a bloody devastating gun using the power of Infernal flames !
They did it… they died in doing it but they did it !
And now, the Hellfire Enormous Pistol of Insidious Chaos (HEPIC to be shorter) is waiting for a master !
The Hellfire Enormous Pistol of Insidious Chaos, made by S'miss and Waceson, is a hudge pistol spitting fire from the infernal plan with a little funny touch of chaos.
You use it with DEX… as any missile weapon.
You suffer of MC actions when you fail… as any missile weapon.
But when you succeed, all the chaotic demons of all the chaotic hells can’t stop themselves from smiling.
First you choose what dice you use for damages, there some scroll wheels with strange gnome runes on the size of the Pistol (d4 to d12).
Then you don’t apply directly the damage on your enemy, just look on the chaos table.
Chaos table of the Hellfire Enormous Pistol of Insidious Chaos (quite the same of the chaos table of the MMzero book)
1- A little present from Moloch the Children Eater
You deal no damage to your enemy and you regain 1 HP.
2- The wound of Astarté, Princess of War
You deal no damage to your enemy and your lose 2 HP.
3- The mutation of Baphomet the Evil Goat
You deal 3 damages to your enemy and receive a mutation, scar or oddity.
4- The distraction of Belzebuth, Lord of the Flies
You deal 4 damages to your enemy but make every roll with disadvantage until you have a full night’s sleep.
5- Drain of Béhémot the devourer
You deal 5 damages to your enemy but lose 5 points in a random stat. Recover 1 point per day.
6- Pyrotechnics of Baal, Commander of the 70 legions
You deal 6 damages to your enemy with loud, flashy and explosive effects… Maybe things can catch fire…
7- The stinginess of Astaroth the Hell’s treasurer
You deal 3 damages.
8- The excess of Asmodée the Roof Remover
You deal 8 damages but there is an annoying and negative side effect.
9- The price of Abraxas, Prince of Death
You deal 9 damages to your enemy and lose 9 HP ! Outch !
10- The patience of Méphistofélès, “the one who fears the light”
You deal 10 damages to your enemy but in 1d4 turns from now.
11- The generosity of Lilith, the Female of the Black Moon
You deal 11 damages to your enemy and 11 damages to another target. I told you it’s a powerful weapon !
12- The wrath of Abaddon the Exterminating Angel from the Abysm
You deal 24 damages to your enemy or 12 damages to an area. I told you it’s a bloody powerful weapon !
To finish, if the user of the Hellfire Enormous Pistol of Insidious Chaos has got the traits “demonist”, “gnome” or “engineer”, he rolls on the chaos table with advantage (two rolls, you choose the one he wants).
If the the Pistol is used against great forces of Hell or Chaos or in a powerful infernal or chaotic place, he rolls on the chaos table with disadvantage (two rolls, the MC choose the one he wants…ouhouhahah !!!!).
Sorry for all the english mistakes...
Sorry, I didn't take the time to make a drawing...