Just for fun number 3 (stop me when it's enough !!!).

Just for fun number 3 (stop me when it's enough !!!).


The Lying Wand of Gunnar the not funny at all.

Gunnar the not funny at all is a very powerful wizard who think that people who use magical artefacts don’t deserve to use magic.
So he created the Lying Wand to punish them and show them how ridiculous they are !

The Lying Wand is got only one power, the one to make his owner think that it’s a powerful artefact.
Each time someone wants to understand what wand is it, you roll the Lying Wand dR on the lies table.
Each time someone use the Lying Wand as a lie, he lose the HP and think he was wrong. It must be another wand…
The Lying Wand is so powerful that no one can understand that the problem comes from the wand. Everybody who uses it, thinks that he must study this thing more…
The only way to understand the truth is when the dR of the Lying Wand step down under d4.
At this moment, the Lying Wand disappear looking for another victim.

Maybe Gunnar the not funny at all has got a certain form of humour after all...


The lies table so 8 more wands...)

1- Wand of change (made by Klaus Scorpion the illusionnist)
Lose 2HP and take the appearance of someone else during d6 hours

2- Wand of the Red Rain (made by Piotr Gabriel the elementalist)
Lose 5HP and cast a fire rain on your enemies dealing d12 damages and inflaming what can be inflamed !

3- Wand of fury (made by Tokko Tai the mad priest)
Lose 3HP and choose a target. The target want to kill the closer person near him and doesn’t stop before succeeding.

4- Wand of creeping death (made by Lars Hammett the necromancer)
Lose 1HP by dead target and change them into level 1 zombie under your command.

5- Wand of the beetles summoning (made by Eleanor Rigby the druidess)
Lose 3HP and summon a swarm of beetles dealing d4 damages on an area during d8 turns (or d8 damages during d4 turns).

6- Wand of the dark Side of the Moon (made by Gig the great demonist)
Lose 4HP (or 6HP or 8HP) to summon a Mighty Non Euclidean Thing from outer space.
The Mighty Non Euclidean Thing doesn’t have HP but a dR for his stability in our world : d4 (if you spent 4HP) d6 or d8.
Each turn the Mighty Non Euclidean Thing deals 5d10 damages divided on targets chosen by the owner of the wand.
At the end of the turn, the Mighty Non Euclidean Thing roll is dR if dR step down under d4 it is banished from our reality.

7- Wand of Harvest (made by the young Niel, the hobbit cleric)
Lose 2HP and everybody you want regain all their HP and and delicious ham sandwich.

8- Wand of the final countdown (made by Joey Tempest the warlock)
Lose 3HP by target, roll a d6. The score is the number of turns before the targets died !